Some smiles aren’t meant to be trusted.

The FAKE SMILE Oversized Hoodie is for those who know the difference. Featuring a sharp, barbed-wire smile graphic across the chest, this hoodie plays nice from a distance — then gets unsettling the closer you look. Friendly on the surface. Uncomfortable underneath. Just how we like it.

Cut in a slouchy, oversized fit, it’s designed to drape, drop, and hang just right. The soft poly/cotton blend gives it that cosy, lived-in feel while still holding structure, making it perfect for disappearing into yourself, avoiding conversations, or silently judging the room.

This isn’t a hoodie that shouts.
It smirks.

Why You’ll Wear It on Repeat

• 🖤 Oversized, slouchy fit for effortless, off-duty energy

• 😐 Barbed-wire smile graphic — dark, ironic, and quietly hostile

• ☁️ Soft poly/cotton blend for all-day comfort without the stiff feel

• 🧥 Built for layering, lurking, and looking unbothered

Wear it if: your smile is mostly for show and your comfort comes first.

Mood: fine.
Reality: absolutely not.

Warning: May become your personality hoodie. You’ve been warned.

Washing Instructions

Do not dry clean. 30°C fine wash/wool wash. Do not hot iron. Do not tumble dry.