Finally. A bag that tells people exactly where you’re at emotionally.

Covered in unapologetic vintage leopard print and stamped with neon gothic lettering, the FULL OF SHIT Tote is chaotic honesty in accessory form. Oversized, slouchy, and dangerously roomy, it’s built to carry your daily essentials, emotional baggage, snacks, receipts from 2009, and absolutely zero accountability.

Soft enough to throw over your shoulder. Loud enough to start conversations you probably don’t want to have.

Why It’s QURK Approved

• 🐆 Vintage leopard print because subtlety is overrated
• 💖 Neon gothic text with full main-character energy
• 👜 Oversized slouchy fit for maximum drama and storage
• ✨ Looks equally good at the supermarket, the airport, or avoiding texts

Perfect for:

• overpackers
• overthinkers
• people held together by caffeine and sarcasm
• anyone professionally winging it

Carry less shame. Carry more stuff.

No hidden or usefull pockets, just an open bag ready to sling as much shit as you can get in it.

70% Recycled cotton, 30% Recycled polyester - SIZE 56 x 16 x 41cm - Sponge clean only