{"product_id":"weirdo-oversized-hoodie-soft-slouchy-unapologetically-you-copy","title":"FAKE SMILE Oversized Hoodie — Looks Happy. Isn’t.","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"58\" data-end=\"97\"\u003eSome smiles aren’t meant to be trusted.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"99\" data-end=\"390\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"103\" data-end=\"134\"\u003eFAKE SMILE Oversized Hoodie\u003c\/strong\u003e is for those who know the difference. Featuring a sharp, barbed-wire smile graphic across the chest, this hoodie plays nice from a distance — then gets unsettling the closer you look. Friendly on the surface. Uncomfortable underneath. Just how we like it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"392\" data-end=\"675\"\u003eCut in a \u003cstrong data-start=\"401\" data-end=\"427\"\u003eslouchy, oversized fit\u003c\/strong\u003e, it’s designed to drape, drop, and hang just right. The soft poly\/cotton blend gives it that cosy, lived-in feel while still holding structure, making it perfect for disappearing into yourself, avoiding conversations, or silently judging the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"677\" data-end=\"722\"\u003eThis isn’t a hoodie that shouts.\u003cbr data-start=\"709\" data-end=\"712\"\u003eIt smirks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"724\" data-end=\"727\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"729\" data-end=\"765\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"733\" data-end=\"765\"\u003eWhy You’ll Wear It on Repeat\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"766\" data-end=\"1040\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"766\" data-end=\"831\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"768\" data-end=\"831\"\u003e🖤 \u003cstrong data-start=\"771\" data-end=\"797\"\u003eOversized, slouchy fit\u003c\/strong\u003e for effortless, off-duty energy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"832\" data-end=\"904\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"834\" data-end=\"904\"\u003e😐 \u003cstrong data-start=\"837\" data-end=\"866\"\u003eBarbed-wire smile graphic\u003c\/strong\u003e — dark, ironic, and quietly hostile\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"905\" data-end=\"981\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"907\" data-end=\"981\"\u003e☁️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"910\" data-end=\"936\"\u003eSoft poly\/cotton blend\u003c\/strong\u003e for all-day comfort without the stiff feel\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"982\" data-end=\"1040\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"984\" data-end=\"1040\"\u003e🧥 Built for layering, lurking, and looking unbothered\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1042\" data-end=\"1117\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1042\" data-end=\"1057\"\u003eWear it if:\u003c\/strong\u003e your smile is mostly for show and your comfort comes first.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1119\" data-end=\"1165\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1119\" data-end=\"1128\"\u003eMood:\u003c\/strong\u003e fine.\u003cbr data-start=\"1134\" data-end=\"1137\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1137\" data-end=\"1149\"\u003eReality:\u003c\/strong\u003e absolutely not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1200\" data-end=\"1268\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1200\" data-end=\"1212\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/strong\u003e May become your personality hoodie. You’ve been warned.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eWashing Instructions\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eDo not dry clean. 30°C fine wash\/wool wash. Do not hot iron. Do not tumble dry.\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"dl-inline mb-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdd class=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdd class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e","brand":"QURK","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":52660819067216,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":52660819099984,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":52660819132752,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":52660819165520,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ S","offer_id":52660819198288,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ M","offer_id":52660819231056,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ L","offer_id":52660819263824,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ XL","offer_id":52660819296592,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0916\/6261\/4864\/files\/FAKE_SMILE_OVERSIZE_SOFT_HOODIE-BLACK1.png?v=1770486351","url":"https:\/\/qurk.co.uk\/products\/weirdo-oversized-hoodie-soft-slouchy-unapologetically-you-copy","provider":"Qurk-Clothing","version":"1.0","type":"link"}