{"product_id":"full-of-shit-oversized-slouchy-leopard-tote","title":"FULL OF SHIT - Oversized Slouchy Leopard Tote","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"54\" data-end=\"123\"\u003eFinally. A bag that tells people exactly where you’re at emotionally.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"125\" data-end=\"443\"\u003eCovered in unapologetic vintage leopard print and stamped with neon gothic lettering, the \u003cstrong data-start=\"215\" data-end=\"236\"\u003eFULL OF SHIT Tote\u003c\/strong\u003e is chaotic honesty in accessory form. Oversized, slouchy, and dangerously roomy, it’s built to carry your daily essentials, emotional baggage, snacks, receipts from 2009, and absolutely zero accountability.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"445\" data-end=\"553\"\u003eSoft enough to throw over your shoulder. Loud enough to start conversations you probably don’t want to have.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"555\" data-end=\"558\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"172tach\" data-start=\"560\" data-end=\"590\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"564\" data-end=\"590\"\u003eWhy It’s QURK Approved\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"591\" data-end=\"852\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1bcrzr9\" data-start=\"591\" data-end=\"653\"\u003e🐆 \u003cstrong data-start=\"596\" data-end=\"621\"\u003eVintage leopard print\u003c\/strong\u003e because subtlety is overrated\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"hkqbfq\" data-start=\"654\" data-end=\"713\"\u003e💖 \u003cstrong data-start=\"659\" data-end=\"679\"\u003eNeon gothic text\u003c\/strong\u003e with full main-character energy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1v2g28g\" data-start=\"714\" data-end=\"776\"\u003e👜 \u003cstrong data-start=\"719\" data-end=\"744\"\u003eOversized slouchy fit\u003c\/strong\u003e for maximum drama and storage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"k5fi0r\" data-start=\"777\" data-end=\"852\"\u003e✨ Looks equally good at the supermarket, the airport, or avoiding texts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"854\" data-end=\"866\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"867\" data-end=\"985\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"gjy55n\" data-start=\"867\" data-end=\"882\"\u003eoverpackers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1bmjxwy\" data-start=\"883\" data-end=\"899\"\u003eoverthinkers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"h7fcad\" data-start=\"900\" data-end=\"948\"\u003epeople held together by caffeine and sarcasm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1cuxqdq\" data-start=\"949\" data-end=\"985\"\u003eanyone professionally winging it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"987\" data-end=\"1022\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eCarry less shame. Carry more stuff.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"987\" data-end=\"1022\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eNo hidden or usefull pockets, just an open bag ready to sling as much shit as you can get in it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"987\" data-end=\"1022\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e70% Recycled cotton, 30% Recycled polyester - SIZE \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e56 x 16 x 41cm - Sponge clean only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"QURK","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53007857287504,"sku":"VINTAGEFOS","price":30.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0916\/6261\/4864\/files\/FULLOFSHIT.png?v=1778767944","url":"https:\/\/qurk.co.uk\/products\/full-of-shit-oversized-slouchy-leopard-tote","provider":"Qurk-Clothing","version":"1.0","type":"link"}