{"product_id":"bargain-my-dragon-mug","title":"Bargain - My Dragon Mug","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"29\" data-end=\"106\"\u003eSo… the handcrafted \u003cstrong data-start=\"49\" data-end=\"80\"\u003eHouse of the Dragon Tankard\u003c\/strong\u003e feels a bit out of reach?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"108\" data-end=\"113\"\u003eFair.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"115\" data-end=\"139\"\u003eHere’s your alternative.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"141\" data-end=\"277\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"141\" data-end=\"159\"\u003eMy Dragon Mug.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"159\" data-end=\"162\"\u003eMinimal effort. Zero drama. Practically no craftsmanship to speak of. But hey, it holds liquid and it’s only £5.99.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"279\" data-end=\"350\"\u003eNo detailing, only crayon. No weight. No presence.\u003cbr data-start=\"316\" data-end=\"319\"\u003eJust vibes. Very… budget vibes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"352\" data-end=\"355\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"7kj4o7\" data-start=\"357\" data-end=\"377\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"361\" data-end=\"377\"\u003eYour Options\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"378\" data-end=\"549\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"nee2pk\" data-start=\"378\" data-end=\"449\"\u003e🐉 \u003cstrong data-start=\"383\" data-end=\"405\"\u003eBuy the real thing\u003c\/strong\u003e — handcrafted, heavy, actually impressive\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1mj45y6\" data-start=\"450\" data-end=\"498\"\u003e🫖 \u003cstrong data-start=\"455\" data-end=\"467\"\u003eBuy this\u003c\/strong\u003e — it exists, that’s about it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"117rsam\" data-start=\"499\" data-end=\"549\"\u003e🥤 \u003cstrong data-start=\"504\" data-end=\"523\"\u003eUse a paper cup\u003c\/strong\u003e — honestly, same energy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"551\" data-end=\"625\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eWe’re not here to judge.\u003cbr data-start=\"575\" data-end=\"578\"\u003eJust don’t expect legends from the bargain bin.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"QURK","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52963268559184,"sku":"QURK-DRAGON_MUG_BARGAIN","price":5.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0916\/6261\/4864\/files\/IMG_3217.heic?v=1777561937","url":"https:\/\/qurk.co.uk\/products\/bargain-my-dragon-mug","provider":"Qurk-Clothing","version":"1.0","type":"link"}